Category: Dan Quisenberry Quotes

“Our goal (while George Brett was out injured) is to get as many games rained out as we can.” –Dan Quisenberry

“They’re (California Angels) like the American League All-Star team, and that’s their problem, the American League All-Star team always loses.” –Dan Quisenberry

“Strikes (1981) are real life. It took up seven weeks of real time. That’s a fifth of a pregnancy.” –Dan Quisenberry

“Reggie Jackson hit one (a home run) off me that’s still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.” –Dan Quisenberry

“Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.” –Dan Quisenberry

“Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers.” –Dan Quisenberry

“I want to thank (winning the 1982 Fireman Award) all the pitchers who couldn’t go nine innings, and manager Dick Howser who wouldn’t let them go.” –Dan Quisenberry

“I’ve seen the future and it’s much like the present only longer.” –Dan Quisenberry

“I thought (while batting) they were in a zone, but they were playing man to man.” –Dan Quisenberry

“It (his contract) has options through the year 2020 or until the last Rocky movie is made.” –Dan Quisenberry