Category: Bill Spaceman Lee Quotes
“You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I’ll show you a pennant. I’ll show you the New York Yankees.” –Bill Spaceman Lee
“You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.” –Bill Spaceman Lee
“The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.” –Bill Spaceman Lee
“The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he’s going to be.” –Bill Spaceman Lee
“The designated gerbil (nickname given to Don Zimmer by Spaceman Lee).” –Bill Spaceman Lee
“That was real baseball. We weren’t playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches that ran backwards.” –Bill Spaceman Lee
“People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw.” –Bill Spaceman Lee
“Kids don’t learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.” –Bill Spaceman Lee
“If it had been me out there, I’d had bitten him his ear off. I’d have Van Gogh’ed him.” –Bill Spaceman Lee
“Hell, if KY jelly went off the market, the whole California Angels pitching staff would be out of baseball.” –Bill Spaceman Lee
